Posted 1 week ago

Marvel Comics makes history with a gay X-Men marriage.

Marvel Comics’ Astonishing X-Men is set to experience a new sound effect on top of its booms, whams, and sknits: the bong of wedding bells. Specifically, it’s the wedding bells of Marvel’s first gay marriage between longtime X-Man Northstar and his civilian boyfriend, Kyle. After pairing up the couple in 2009, Marvel is officially tying their knot in June’s Astonishing X-Men #51.

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(Source: iamthefirstavenger)

Posted 1 week ago

reallyfoxnews:

If Websites Were People: Fox News

This rocks. 

Posted 1 week ago

Woman v. The Government

  1. Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
  2. Government: No.
  3. Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
  4. Government: No.
  5. Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
  6. Government: No.
  7. Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
  8. Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
  9. Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
  10. Government: No.
Posted 3 weeks ago

From your server

Compliments don’t pay my bills… A $5 tip on a $60 bill is cheap, even after all the hype you gave me. Just stay home… Really.

Posted 1 month ago
  1. Person: Theatre is stupid
  2. Person: Musicals are gay
  3. Me:
  4. Person:
  5. Me:
  6. Police: So can you tell me what happened?
  7. Me: He ran into my knife.
  8. Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Posted 1 month ago

Gedanken and Songeries: The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined By Science)

newsweek:

1. Fine Arts

2. Drama and Theatre Arts

3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts

4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design

5. Architecture

6. Philosophy and Religious Studies

7. English Literature and Language

8. Journalism

9. Anthropology and Archeology

10.

Oh really now, science? These are the ones that are useless? What about agriculture and horticulture? Those are dwindling degrees that show no promise with corn, wheat, and soy conglomerates hogging the rest of open land.

I say art degrees enrich the quality of living, which seems to thrive from the backbone of depression that Americans face with impending debt.

Posted 2 months ago

Omg, someone PLEASE make a .gif of “Omg, who’s going to drink that drink?” with “I volunteer!” at 2:20 YYYYYEEESS!!! lol

Posted 2 months ago

Omg, someone PLEASE make a .gif of “Omg, who’s going to drink that drink?” with “I volunteer!” at 2:20 YYYYYEEESS!!! lol

Posted 2 months ago

Omg, someone PLEASE make a .gif of “Omg, who’s going to drink that drink?” with “I volunteer!” at 2:20 YYYYYEEESS!!! lol

Posted 2 months ago
did-you-kno:

Source:  R. W. Burns, John Logie Baird: television pioneer.

Omg, I don’t… I often leave it on 13, ‘cause it’s considered unlucky unless you don’t let it.15, ‘cause it’s divisible by 3 and 5.17, ‘cause it’s a prime number.and 19 ‘cause it’s another prime number… and it’s almost 20. Granted, I also use the even numbers…  Oh dear.

did-you-kno:

Source:  R. W. Burns, John Logie Baird: television pioneer.

Omg, I don’t… I often leave it on
13, ‘cause it’s considered unlucky unless you don’t let it.
15, ‘cause it’s divisible by 3 and 5.
17, ‘cause it’s a prime number.
and 19 ‘cause it’s another prime number… and it’s almost 20. Granted, I also use the even numbers…  Oh dear.